Pancreas: You can't live on marzipan, you know.
Self: Fine then, we'll throw in some chocolate for balance (there is a Christmas-specific chocolate here that is wrapped in gold foil with the tag line "hecho de tus sueños" <made of your dreams> and it is kind of like a thick Nestle's Crunch bar, if Nestle's Crunches were crafted in cauldrons made of hammered narwhal tusks and mixed with diamond-coated whisks by immortal gold-crown wearing noble centaurs...which is to say the pancreas has no chance here)
Pancreas: Fine, then-won't cut out the sugar? Then chronic facial dermatitis it is, then. 
While hanging out with a friend of F's who lives in Catalunya, near Barcelona, we learned that the Catalans have a really interesting version of Santa Claus-to file under 'they do things different over there.' They make a little creature out of a log-they put a couple legs on it, with eyes and nose and a mouth-and they put a blanket on it at night and leave food for it starting around the Feast of the Immaculate Conception and continuing through the holiday season. The expectation is that it will (sorry to be crude) poop presents. Not iPads, mind you, but like, nuts and candies and such. They even have a song in which they hit the log with sticks and entreat it to poop candy, else they will hit it more. I can't imagine why this hasn't caught on elsewhere...
Wishing you and yours a most excellent
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Yeah, no pagan rituals hiding in Christian clothing around here to see...
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