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Paleo Pottoka=Your Next Punk Band?

 Chilly time of year, not that awesome for traveling. So pigs and churches it is. These are my special pottokak neighbors. I occasionally see the gent who owns them in the morning, just standing in the middle of the field with his tiny horses and looking really happy. Forget positive thinking, peeps. It's all about the tiny horses. Like cats, but you can ride them.
The church in the third picture is at the top of a fort that crowns a perilous rock face. The fort played a part in one of the Carlist Wars. The wars were a bunch of conflicts between monarchy and republicanism, official Catholicism and secularism. Surprisingly, the Basque Country sided with the monarchy during the first Carlist war, in part because they thought that the royals would uphold their traditional foral laws, which granted them significant autonomy. There were also warring factions within the royal family.
Also: pigs. It will be St. Thomas Day in Donosti a few days before Christmas, which equals ham. For the moment, these folks at the bottom were oinking it up, acting like they didn't just eat every last acorn on the forest floor.

The Principality of the Thing

Spent some time in Asturias last weekend. It is situated in the very dramatic Picos de Europa and has a long industrial history with many signs of the medieval past. There was recently a big strike in which the miner's union marched to Madrid to protest coal subsidy cuts. The EU is a Kyoto Protocol signatory with specific greenhouse gas emission targets, so it is not possible for them to continue burning coal and still meet emissions goals, and yet a major cut to that industry has been catastrophic to this region's economy. Tricky, tricky. Thanks to some generous friends, we spent a night in the Narnia-esque Snow Palace.

The museum of steel and ironworks. Reminded me for all the world, of well, this. Sounds boring but actually...kind of cool. At least if you went to grad school for metals.  

Like a lot of the Spanish state, Asturias has an indigenous language that is not Spanish. The Asturian language is Latinate, like Spanish, but it has a heavy Portuguese influence. Very few people speak it, and it does not enjoy the same legal status as Catalan, Galicia, or Basque. Of course, that doesn't stop some Asturian speakers from expressing a desire to secede from a Spain in crisis.

A coat of arms in the city of La Felguera.

Another example of the Asturian language.

A view from inside the museum of iron and steelwork, which was originally a cooling tower for a factory.

An arch in an Oviedo park. Oviedo is the capital of Asturias.

View of the Picos de Europa in La Felguera. Real estate is incredibly inexpensive for reasons that may be obvious.

One of the best bird names ever in Spanish: pavo real (royal turkey). See?

Cathedral of San Salvador, Oviedo.

Burrito

Basque cuisine is marvelous, but it is around this time of year when I would gladly exchange some misdemeanor on my part for a little Mexican food (mole! mole!), or a Thai restaurant in the vicinity, or some pho, or Buddhist Vietnamese, or or...Also, baby donkeys. Well, baby cats>baby birds>baby goats>baby horses>baby donkeys. But still. Here are some of the fall colors we are getting now-a bit muted relative to some places, but not bad.

The Chill

The chill is creeping into the mountains, trying to remind us that we live in the northern hemisphere and winter is approaching. Hmph.

A conversation I had with my driving examiner recently:

Him: "Oh, you're from the U.S. They're having elections soon, no?"
Me: "Yep."
Him: "Who's the guy opposing Obama?"
Me: "Romney."
Him: "Who?"
Me: "Romney."
 Driving Instructor: "Who?"
Me: Romney."
Driving Examiner: "Who?"
Me: "Romney."
Them: "Oh! Rrrrrromnaaay!"
Me: Yep.
The world is how you pronounce it.

Aquae Tarbellicae

 We had to use up a couple voucher tickets for the French train system, and since it was the ideal distance and I had once read that a special nut-merengue dessert originated there, we ended up in the city of Dax. Sadly we did not realize our pastry objective (though the pain au chocolat was really quite something), but we did take in an organ concert at the cathedral and we wandered around the city's natural hot sulfur spa. Dax is in the Aquitaine region and its founding myth involves a Roman soldier who had no more use for his dog, who had rheumatism, and so he threw the dog in the river (!) and went about his soldiering. Upon his next pass through Dax, the dog came running to greet him and had been cured of his rheumatism by the soothing waters of the natural spa. The lesson being that dogs are not that bright, and also that you should complain if you are made late by public transit because it will mean that you get to do more traveling. We also stopped by a deeply odd little art museum that was dedicated to a little-known impressionist painter named Georgette Dupouy. It was one of the few things open on Sunday afternoon and was run by a solitary older man with the very southern European tendency to stand very very close while talking who seemed to be nursing a long and slightly obsessive grudge about Georgette's lack of recognition by the larger art world. There's a gallery of her paintings on the museum's website, if, as the text says, "you are in a state of grace" to see them.

On another note, Basque parliamentary elections are taking place, which has brought an onslaught of advertising, perhaps the most entertaining of which is the Patxitrain. Giant billboards show the current lehendekari (president of the Basque Autonomous Community), Patxi Lopez. The election results are expected to be fairly punishing toward the conservative ruling Spanish party as well as a statement of independence, so we shall see.

Kilometroak

Last weekend we went to Andoain for Kilometroak, which is an annual fundraiser for Basque-speaking schools. It was totally packed, which is good news for the school in question. There is inevitably a lot of baldly independentist sentiment expressed at these things. There was also a rare performance by Erramun Martikorena along with Mikel Markez. If the Basques had a nation, Martikorena would be a national treasure. He is from Zuberoa (which is known in French as Soule) which is famed for its excellent singers and for people who speak the rarest (and many people say the prettiest) dialect of Euskara. If folk music is your thing, check it out. Also see: Mikel Laboa.