I make bread from scratch semi-regularly. It usually turns out fine, except that one time I slavishly followed the recipe. It was... the birth of the Anti-Toast. It wouldn't cook in the middle, even when we hacked it up and put it in the oven to dry it out. I took the brick-like loaf with me to the top of the hill on a drizzling day and hurled it over the barbed wire fence. When I turned around, I saw Baby Donk and Pottok floating down the hill, like that girl in The Ring. Good riddance, Anti-Toast. I bet that never happens to
Iban Yarza. If you understand Spanish, watch that video. Or even if you don't. The charm is,
like, political-candidate-with-lots-of-scandals-scale. I also saw the
Pirritx eta Porrotx eta Marimotots truck. They are 3 clowns who are based, as it happens, in our town, and Basque toddlers are totally bonkers about them. Their hit song is called "Maite Zaitut" (I love you). The chorus is: "I love you, I love you, I love you potato omelette". And I do.
Try it. Get your clown omelette dance party on.